Recorded before the latest Gameweek Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Matt’s preparation for Rock 'N' Roll Football and why it should be renamed, A fear of toenail clippers and visiting Bedford. 
Elsewhere the pair discuss “Doggy Videos”, internet rabbit holes, why Jon wants to see Matt on more quizzes and Kai Havertz's nickname… 
Also.. Matt gives advice to Instagram content creators And find out why Jon’s been trolled by a bot.

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On this EXCLUSIVE Jon Teenage Diary for Another Slice Subscribers... 


We find some end notes where Jon apologises to David Beckham 
There’s EVEN MORE discussion about Titanic 
Jon reads out some of his dreams involving a lion 
Find out why Jon’s hair looks like he came out of Rita’s salon 
We discuss getting an uppercut from your mum 
Jon remembers being a ratbag
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and a confession… 
Jon nearly buys The Landlord a present
Matt reveals he eats a cheese board unlike anyone else 
Jon plays football with an England Legend. 
We discuss ‘Guess My Fart’
There’s a great story about a pager. 
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Matt regrets the feature of listeners swearing at us. 
We pick our favourite 6 a side football team. 
We sing a song for Mark Viduka 
Where did Jon get his trainers? 
The landlord sees a fight at Cheltenham races 
A high forehead 
Matt’s got back into novels.  
5 yr old Lee Anderson joins us… 
Rats 
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S2 EP 56: “Someone called me ‘Babycakes’ this week” (NO SPOT ADS)

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